"That drives me 'up a wall', not 'nuts'!
And then this one is from yesterday. We were having family movie night and watching Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Caleb was getting really concerned about the miniaturized children, so we were chatting him up a little to break the tension. We asked him how he thought they were going to get big again, and he responds:
I guess they're going to have to have a lot of birthdays