I read someone's blog recently where they called marking-everything-as-read in your RSS feeder "declaring feed bankruptcy". The concept is that if you haven't looked at your feed reader in awhile, there's just too much there so you need to nuke the whole thing and go back to zero. Today, April 1, is my annual "mark everything as read" day. Not because there's too much to read, but because everything on the internet today is a ridiculous waste of time. From the spaghetti tree to OMG! Ponies, join me in marking everything posted on the net as read, and then read a real book.